Hi!

I'm Diane Boerstler, M.NLP. 

Adored wife. Mama to 7. Top online sales expert (words, graphics, sales growth plans, selling your business for maximum profit). Published author. Trainer to more than 237,000 e-commerce sellers. And more. 

First let me say, welcome!

What's most important isn't that I can generate the highest sales. 

(Because obviously, I can!)

What's even more important is how I can save you decades of wasted time learning, failing, and losing money (so you can live your mission to DO WELL BY DOING GOOD in a way that benefits everyone!) 

Let me explain. 

You don't sell "a product". 

You sell a high-compliance, painfully-regulated necessity with terrifying financial and legal risks in a highly competitive field amongst a pool full of sharks with deep pockets. 

You're David vs. Goliath. 

The little fish amongst the sharks. 

And sharks are EVERYWHERE.

The regulators: FDA, FCC, EMA, Health Departments, CPSIA, Amazon, Google, Walmart, Facebook...need I go on?

The Deep Pocketed Pharmaceutical & Big Beauty Companies with hedge funds and power so deep it's a wonder 'natural' exists at all!

Your natural competitors; people selling products around longer than yours, with more reviews than yours, better respected influencers than yours, bigger marketing budgets than yours; not to mention the experience, expert staff, and success that means that means they stay out of trouble while you get slapped around.

Little fish amongst the sharks hardly covers it.

And a 'competitive edge' with 'better, natural ingredients' isn't nearly enough. 

(But it's worth it, right? Because you believe in what you're delivering, right? ME TOO! xoxoxo)

As you (hopefully) already know compliance standards for products that go in and on the body; beauty, wellness, medical aids, fitness equipment, diet/weight loss/muscle gain/exercise, supplements, or anything that claims to change something on the outside, or inside of the body, including the mind, are HIGHLY REGULATED and subject you to constant financial risk from powerful people who can shut you down (not to mention fine you) with a few clicks of a mouse. 

Writing the wrong thing, showing the wrong image, positioning your product in the wrong way, or allowing anyone to do that within your sales copy, images, videos, or otherwise, makes YOU liable. 

That's why I'm so grateful to deliver more than top .001% internationally ranked sales copy, creative direction and sales growth consulting.

Don't Hire Anyone to Launch or Grow Your Product UNLESS They Possess: 

>> LEGAL & MEDICAL EXPERIENCE: Years of experience as a LEGAL EXPERT in the MEDICAL field means I understand the dangers of making claims, how everything works on and in the body, and (thankfully) I possess the powerful, potent, proven persuasive language skills required to make sales...without getting you compliance-slapped. 

No. I'm not an attorney. I'm the one who provided the actual work, strategies and words to win the medical legal cases. ;)

I literally invented the Claim No-Claim Sales Pattern. That means I can make a claim that sells, without making a claim. Cool, right?

>>PEER REVIEWED STUDY EXPERT: Grueling experience in statistical analysis and  peer reviewed study creation at the NATIONAL SCIENCE FOUNDATION means I can find 'facts' (data) to back up nearly any claim; for or against. 

I can prove anything. And I can do it in a way that SELLS.

>>IN-THE-TRENCHES NATURAL HEALTH EXPERT: I'm grateful for what you do. Because of people like you I have babies, my health, my happiness, and my life. An obsession that started with simply trying to survive and have a family has continued for over a decade, meaning my accumen for identifying trends, topics and how things ACTUALLY WORK IN AND ON THE BODY is far superior to any other online sales expert I know. I'm not only a thought leader. I'm THE subject matter expert on what's in your product and the 'job each thing does' for your customers. You don't have to waste weeks, months or years teaching me the basics; although I'm wise enough to clarify just in case.

AND MOST IMPORTANT...

>>TOP .001% PERSUASION EXPERT: My background in neurolinguistic programming (NLP), conversational hypnosis, and studying deep psychological persuasion tactics since the tender age of 8 (2 years after I started my first business) means I have the copy chops to sing your products' praises, even if you don't understand how to do anything besides source a product and deal with your 3PL or Amazon.

I fill in the gaps in the time-consuming education (and 7 Figure salaried team of experts) you'd otherwise require to succeed...

Because I'm far more than just a top sales copywriter. 

Sales copywriters, even top ecommerce sales funnel copywriters and Amazon listing optimization experts, require you to show up with everything you already need to sell; 

brand guides, product positioning, features, benefits, transformations, studies, customer analysis, competitor analysis, and pre-created hypnotic anchors that stick in your customers' brains until they buy...

That's why I'm #1.

I do more than take the 'details' you provide and weave them into sales. 

I'm #1 for turning a 'thing' into big money. 

Yes. You can literally bring me a 'thing',

and I create an entire profitable business around it. 

It's how a bottle of pills that's severely close to being seen as 'just another bottle of pills' becomes a 7-figure product. 

It doesn't even need a name, brand, position, competitive edge...any of the list I've mentioned.

If you have those, great!

I engineer it all to sell, using the knowledge, expertise, words and images...from scratch. 

Of course, I'll listen to what you're thinking.

However...

1000's of successful client products means I have an inside view many don't; so if I see a more profitable way to sell, I'll guide you.

I can even optimize, professionalize and position your entire business flywheel to run without your existence...or sell for maximum multiplier profit.

So don't hire me if you just want 'words about your product'. 

Hire me if you want your high-compliance product to sell.

Without investing years learning the proven positioning, words, images, names, anchors, and psychology to make it happen.